KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE (2017) - dir. Matthew Vaughn
okay i uh. have not seen kingsman and i have not seen rocketman and i really was waiting for the caption to say rocketman
Windex isn’t carbonated
The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex
it also implies that op developed immunity to windex
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other!
That made this so much better!
I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.
Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.
date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.
hold on i’m gonna add on to this
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I fucking love this post
wait @trenchcoatmimic this…. this is a good post
@purplexiasphinx don't👏put👏oncler 👏 on👏dash
The Onceler has a phat enough ass to create anything.
I’m in hell
frickin love this app where the fuck else do I get this shit
Mum, lookit this!!!
[Tweet thread by TerpTheatre, @TerpTheatre, saying,
“Event Organizer: We’re sorry, there won’t be interpreters at the event where you are presenting about Deaf things, sign language, and interpreting.
Me: No problem, I’ll present in ASL without interpretation. Hearing people will have to get by.
EO: Ummm ...
I presented for 25 minutes, and opened with a couple of slides in written English that explained the situation. Told them to stay, so that they could “learn a lesson they didn’t come here for.” They all did.
End ID.]
fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
artistic rendition
All capital letters should have a leveled-up form
So far I’ve got
- ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
- humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
- circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
- tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
- spider Q’s, so many legs
Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!
New alphabet dropped!
oh my god, it’s beautiful
(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )
well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)
But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it!
recursive
This is how new alphabets get invented.
remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream
he looks like he just accidentally teleported there
Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.
What a legend
Tips for boys on their period
- Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess
- To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//
- Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!
- If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!
- Treat yourself to some chocolate!
- Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!
- Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!
- Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon
- Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!
- Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good
- Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum
- Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse
- Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing
For my trans masc followers :)
